I shall have infinite Power!
- Me if i ever go on a date: Do you think theres wifi here?
when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicidethat’s pretty fucking metalI’d say it’s pretty fuckingbananas
- police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
- me: not with that attitude
my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd